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Tuesday, September 17, 2019

absurd warnings




water bottle-warning watch out could get a heart attack if in the wrong hands drink fast or you could choke only drink this if you actually know how to drink water, don't drink if you are stupid.

pen-warning could explode when there is not enough ink in it watch out make sure you use safety glasses before using this pen.

phone-warning could blackout if on it to much only use for accidents or if you need it for a special occasion.

shoes-warning could fall apart on you if you are running a marathon so make sure to bring multiple pairs of shoes

bottle of wine-warning could stain your clothes if split so don't spill it or you will have a stain on your clothes.

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